He’s gonna get SOAKED at the first hard stop.
ifyoucantwell:

Imagine the fatal accident following this photo.

He’s gonna get SOAKED at the first hard stop.

ifyoucantwell:

Imagine the fatal accident following this photo.

(Source: lunaticvibrations)

attentiondoozers:

henryskrimshander:

beenthinking:

So damn excited for our pal Chris Cantwell and his new show Halt and Catch Fire, premiering on AMC on June 1.

Check out the trailer here / at the end of the Walking Dead finale tonight. Lee Pace, Scoot McNairy, Mackenzie Davis — just accept the fact that you’ve got another AMC addiction coming this summer.

Also, I have to say that watching the torrent and sustained marathon of creative conviction and talent that went in to this project — along with so much sheer slogging hard work is proof that good things happen to people who earn them. Congratulations, friend — Chris and I are so happy for you!

Thanks, guys!! I hope everyone likes the show, or at least 36 people. I’ll feel we nailed it if we hit at least 36. 

Such a thrill to see this on a REAL GODDAMN TV BOX tonight. WATCH THIS SHOW.

We’ll all talk about this a lot more in the summer, but just so you’re prepared — please see above.

If this video were shot horizontally, it’d probably be too awesome to exist.  Thank you, videographer, for thinking ahead.

attentiondoozers:

The only thing that would be more fly would be if it whip panned over to Stephen Hawking breakdancing.

(Source: max-peck)

monsieurlabette:

Mad Morgan’s Hoard http://ift.tt/1fBhLif

Think I know where the gold is buried.

monsieurlabette:

Mad Morgan’s Hoard http://ift.tt/1fBhLif

Think I know where the gold is buried.

(Source: pulpcovers, via elcomfortador)

elcomfortador:

This is (1) allegedly not a joke and (2) a Phillip Morris training video in which the imparted marketing strategy is (3) “you should keep in stock the things that customers want” which (4) duh and (5) they re-wrote the lyrics to “Jump” and (6) it may be the most puzzling cultural artifact you will see today.

attentiondoozers:

Here’s the scene I directed for Our Robocop Remake

Featuring Sean Bury, Zoe Jarman, Ron Babcock, Evan Gaustad, Meryl Hathaway and some asshole as a clown. Shot by Will Carnahan. Thanks to Dave Seger for making this whole thing happen!

attentiondoozers:

Blank, the Disney stop motion short film I produced, is now out and available FOR FREE on Google Play. Incredibly proud of the creators who brought this to life. 
BLANK ON GOOGLE PLAY

Get it while it’s FREE!  Also, Matt is quoting “Spies Like Us” above.  I know this.

attentiondoozers:

Blank, the Disney stop motion short film I produced, is now out and available FOR FREE on Google Play. Incredibly proud of the creators who brought this to life. 

BLANK ON GOOGLE PLAY

Get it while it’s FREE!  Also, Matt is quoting “Spies Like Us” above.  I know this.

A little disappointed with mine, but I guess it’s pretty accurate.

A little disappointed with mine, but I guess it’s pretty accurate.

fyspringfield:

I won 6 of these beauties via Cardinal Industries & The Simpsons, so I’m going to give three away (one on each social media page)!
You can also enter on: Facebook & Instagram

Little worried I’ll be terrible at the trivia starting season 10 onward.

fyspringfield:

I won 6 of these beauties via Cardinal Industries & The Simpsons, so I’m going to give three away (one on each social media page)!

You can also enter on: Facebook & Instagram

Little worried I’ll be terrible at the trivia starting season 10 onward.

(Source: fyspringfield, via barelytolerable)

theroseinbloom:

NOW THAT is a movie I would watch.

theroseinbloom:

NOW THAT is a movie I would watch.

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