Yo L.A. dudes! Ditch your girl and jump in your finest ride. It’s time for my annual Late-September West Side Pussy Ride down the 405!
In one tit-tastical weekend, we’ll hit EVERY STRIP CLUB along the 405 freeway! Meet me at 11 am tomorrow on that bridge in the Sepulveda Pass. Let’s take as many cars as possible- we’ll need LOTS of room for all the strippers who fall in love with us.
- Xxxpose- live DJ, cigars, and lapdances a’plenty!
- Bachelors Degree- UCLA’s famous on-campus strip club
- Pumas- this one’s safari-themed!
- the Hammer Museum- their beautiful paintings will remind us of the history of the tit
- Culver Titty- skeezy girls, but decent hot wings
- Landing Strip- this LAX-adjacent joint will put your dick in the upright and locked position
- Jizzler’s Bounce House- I’m technically on the “banned” list here, but it’s been 3 months, I’m sure they forgot
At the end, we’ll crash at the Inglewood Super 8. Don’t plan on sleeping though- we’ll all take home at least 3 ladies who want to rock our bods.
I’ve already bought VIP passes to all the clubs. They’re non-refundable, but I’m not worried. Nothing short of Armageddon could derail this pussy train!
This weekend. Sepulveda Pass. WE ARE GONNA GET LAID!