Yeah. This is great.
First came the Insane Clown Posse western, Big Money Rustlas. Now ICP has their own cable news channel.
Thanks to Tumblrers Chris Cantwell, Nick Mundy, Perry Smith, and David Love.
When I was in 8th grade, my family moved. On my first day at my new school, I knew better than to try and sit with anyone but the ‘nerds.’ But after a few days, I walked into the cafeteria one afternoon only to find that the nerds had abandoned me and moved on to another table. Able to take a hint even at such a young age, I sat down to eat my lunch alone.
You know who invited me over to eat with them? A handful of fat kids with spikey hair and goth-y necklaces with demonic-looking clowns on their shirts. I started sitting with them in computer class, where they introduced me to the music of Insane Clown Posse. My musical tastes have since matured, and I never wore clown makeup or had so much as a sip of Faygo, but I’ll never forget the kindness and acceptance shown to me by that happy group of misfits, and to this day I know all the words to tunes like ‘Bugs on my Nuggz’ and ‘I Stab People.’ Judge me if you must, but I will always remain a Juggalo Ninja at heart.
That said? This is really goddamn funny. Dead. On.